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Wherein Matthew Hits a New Low

Today I decided I was never going to get around to stopping at a store and so I bought paper towels online. No, that’s not a typo, you read correctly.

Also, I took the dog to the groomers. Just like those late night television infomercials for toothpaste, he’s now “four shades whiter!” However, if I’m too lazy to buy paper towels at the store then I’m certainly too lazy to take a digital picture of the dog’s new haircut to post here for my 3 readers to oogle.